| Friday, September 18th, 2009 |
| 1:52 am |
Tayvah wurth watchen!
From whot Ah have heard thare iz a new show coming on the tube tah watch. Finlly sumthin wurth watchen. The show iz called Cougar Town. Ah bet it iz gowhen tah have all sorts of cougars in it. Floridah Cougars, Californyah Cougars heck even sum of them South Merican Cougars. See, yew don't see any shows with Sabertooth Cats in them or Foxes or Dawgs from Austrialian. |
| Monday, August 17th, 2009 |
| 7:22 pm |
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| Saturday, April 18th, 2009 |
| 4:49 pm |
FFFF Stuff
Hare Ah went and got a nice white dress and got all gussied up fo whot? Did Ah even git nominated? Hail no. See if Ah evah dress up fah yew evah agin fandom. Ah wuz eyeing this won Blue cocktail dress but othah then thot hail no. |
| Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 |
| 7:24 pm |
Tzup iz leaving on a Jet Plane, Don't know when he will be back agin
Ah iz sorry tah say thot Tzup is leaving Iowa tah fly tu San Francisco then tah fly out of the country Ah will miss him dearly Ah Kinnot wait till he returns Ah ain't really sure how long he will be gone fo this time. But Ah em shore it ain't long enough April Fools. Mahbeh he will stay gone this time. Mangy Mutt |
| Monday, March 30th, 2009 |
| 10:31 pm |
Ah dun charity werk
See fo once Ah wuz not the charity cause. Ah went out and werked to slave tah halp them werse off then mahself. Ah raised ovah $200 dahlahs. Man thot is a lot of beer. Well anyway OkiedokiCoyote, Gah what a long name, he had me come tah this event. Personally Ah wood call it a Poor man's Nascar. Yep, Roller Derby. At Furst Ah thought Mark Roller wood beh thare but he must git a share of that Roller Money in a check latah on. See yew got all these women on skates all wanting tah beh the one in the lead. Now must mix this with mud wrasling and Ah wood beh thare all the time. Anyway the money goes tah a good cause but Ah missed the thank yew fo meh at the end of the event. Crud. Well mahbeh next time. By the way that Jaguar left his computah on and Ah got a post in on et. See them spotty cats ain't all thot smart. |
| Wednesday, March 18th, 2009 |
| 3:28 pm |
Nbowa don't love me no mo
Ah em shure Nbowa don't luv meh no mo. In his post har: http://nbowa.livejournal.com/257036.html?view=1610508#t1610508He is all talking bout respectin folks fo how they talk. Now a couple of folks talk bout meh. Sew iz Nbowa talk'n bout in kinda secret way of say thot Calamity Cougah, He don't talk right Ah have no rsepect fo him no mo? Ah em speechless, Which Ah guess iz what folks whont. Current Mood: Davidstated |
| Tuesday, March 17th, 2009 |
| 1:19 pm |
Mah nu favorite Booze
It iz called Wild Honey. It has Honey in it with Bourbon. OOoOoooo it iz soo good. The Jaguar likes it also cuz he likes maken them Mint Julips with it. Sounds like a sissy drink tah meh. |
| Monday, March 9th, 2009 |
| 11:24 pm |
Vakkotaur's Questshuns
Well then, keeping with the drinks theme:
Is thot a questshun? If yew wont, shure.
What's your favorite beer? Besides free, that is.
Ah them won's thot come in a keg. All right thare, yew just open it once and yew are all
set. See Beer cans yor claw fingahs git tired of opening all of them aftah a while.
What's the worst beer you've ever had?
Yew know that Schlitz stuff comes to mind but Ah have had some worse stuff then thot. Ah just
git it out of mah mind. When Ah git another won Ah will post it hare.
Would you still drink it if it was free
Man, thot is a hard question. Are folks watchen meh? It is bad form to not drink a beer. Ah
wood politely pour out or accidently knock it ovah.
Have you ever met booze you didn't like?
Oh hell yeah, That Prestone Antifreeze sure did nuthing for meh.
Besides any cost, that is?
Oh cost is a big facttor Ah have found. Them kegs just cost too much.
Is mixing whisky/scotch with ice or water a crime against booze?
Ah understand Ice. But water, Bottled water in your booze. Whot iz the point???
Due yew wont water in yor gasoline??
If someone adds some kerosene to moonshine, are trying to poison folks or just adding flavor?
We are asking bout water in the booze agin hare. Thot iz the real Alcohol abuse.
I know you like beer and hard liquor, but what do you think of wine?If it is fermented it is fine. Fermented is fine, I'll drink some wine any time. |
| 9:56 pm |
Questshuns, ask away
Tah keep mah mind occupied and positive thinking Ah want yew all tah ask meh sum questions. They kin't beh durty questions either. Sew git yer mind out of the gutter rite now. Now tah those thot are still reading this and not have moved down the next post ask away. By the way, Ah don't mean durty az in Griefer in swamp water durty Ah mean nasty werds and stuff yew just should not talk about in public durty. Did yew all see Griefer in thot pond? Thot iz how yew git a scummy mind Ah bet. |
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| Thursday, February 19th, 2009 |
| 6:58 pm |
Hey yew'all
Didjah all know it'z Jedd Marten's Burthday? Ah bet yew didn't Ah hope sumwon draws him all naked or painted Pink and see how he likes it. Hmmm Knowwhen the Furry fandom they wood like thot just fine. Yew sick furs yew. Fine, draw him all nakied but don't show off them marten parts. Ah know thot iz whot yew want tah see anyway. |
| Friday, January 30th, 2009 |
| 9:09 pm |
Jedd Marten iz try'n tah kill meh
For those who do not know ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) jedd_marten drew a nice drawhen of meh making a snow chair. Sounds all innocent don't it? So Ah gits mahself out and the snow (which iz still kinda new tah meh,k we ain't got this stuff in Floridah) and Ah decides Ah will make a chair like the won jedd_marten drew in the artwerk/ Furst of all seems thot his snow must hav been some sort of eazy snow tah werk with. Our Snow had ice on top of it. So it iz kinda hard tah due anything with. So Ah tried tah make some tools but that did not werk either. Ah realized how hard this wuz gowhen tah be. It wuz hard werk tah make sumthin Ah could relax in. So unless thot other Marten did all the werk ah don't think the artwerk thot he drew would beh possible. least not bah this cat. jedd_marten if yew iz reading this next time include sum instrucshuns how tah werk in this stuff. BTW this stuff gits yew wet aftah a while. |
| Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 |
| 3:50 pm |
Not a post bout FC
Ah wuz surprised at all the replies Ah got bout if folks read and undahstand whot Ah write bout hare. Sedel asked meh wuz Ah gonna stop writing bout stuff if Ah got no replies. Well, Ah wuz thinking bout it. Writing takes up time Time Ah could beh best used for drink'n and eating most of all looking fo a job. Heaven knows if Ah had a job Ah could go to FC. Whoops Ah said this post wuz not bout FC and Ah kinda made it bout FC. Well, no mo talking bout thot. Well Ah thank yew all fo respond'n Ah plan on gowhen out in the snow tahmarrow and gitten sum pictchas taken of meh. Ah will git the Jagwar tah post them fo meh too. Ah might be handy with an engine but this computah stuff Ah kin't make no sense out of it. Nevah mind thot hole changing yo TV tah digital stuff. Just the Gobmint wont'n tah spy on yew is all. |
| Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 |
| 10:33 pm |
Hey out thare
Ah wuz jusut t wondaren how many of yew out thare actually read my werds? Next questshun How many of yew undahstand whot Ah em saying? |
| Monday, January 26th, 2009 |
| 8:40 pm |
Jedd Marten art werk
Hey yew all Jedd done drawn meh agin. Fo sum reason he drew with sum other Marten. Ah they iz sum kind of a squirrel (ah hope so az they iz mighty tasty. Ah em hoping this iz one of them story art werks where it goes on tah finish with a story of whot iz gowhen on hare. So far this iz jedd_marten 's best drawhen of meh yet az it included meh with mah hat on this time. See Jedd say he ain't nevah seen meh out and about thot he saw meh in a photo with a newspaper. (now Ah don't recall this photo if sum won has seen this photo AH wood like to see it too as Ah em shore Ah ain't look'n at now newspaper for the Help wonted adds in it.) Anyway he says Ah was not wearing mah hat in that photo. Ah find thot hard tah believe. Now I did lose mah MIller Racing hat sum time ago so maybe that was when thot photo wuz taken?? Oh here iz the artwerk Send Him sum money and bah sum artwerk from him az Ah sure kin not afford tah bah thot stuff. Mah muney iz saved up for that weekend 12 pack. http://jedd-marten.livejournal.com/62210.h tml?view=1397250#t1397250 |
| Friday, January 16th, 2009 |
| 2:22 pm |
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| 1:53 pm |
Ah see nu people
Mo people joined mah LJ. Well this iz how it werks. Yew tell meh why Ah should keep yew on hare and Ah will othah wize when Ah git around tu it Ah will kick you undah yo tail out of hare. So why du yew wont meh tu keep yew? How du yew know meh? Heck, How due Ah know yew? Plus any othah interesting stuff. |
| 1:21 pm |
College boy iz maken fun of meh
Did yew all see this post? Did yew? Ah cannot believe how them edumahcated folks all act all bettah then yew. And he says he is a Democrat also. Look,it iz mah Gobmint money and Ah kin do with it whot Ah wont. See, http://blaireau-bougon.livejournal.com/1 099719.html?view=5760455#t5760455 Yew read thot? Mistah money bags thare kin't go tah some con and he thinks he is on mah level. Ah bet he don't know whot it is like waiting fo your gobmint check tah come in dodging the mah Snow leopardess with all her kits saying whare iz my child support, whare is mah child support. How iz a supposed tah git bah? Sure, Ah spent mah Copper recycling money on a six pack of tall boys. Don't mean thot he ought tah beh making fun of it. Right? And fo thot mattah, badjahsensei Don't thot sound like won of them Republicon, names? Any name yew cannot say right got tah beh a Money bags name. Ain't Ah right. Look at all them sillybulls. Bah-lar-e-a-u Bou Gon. Ah bet he is a frenchy. Won of the bad wons also. heck cept for Timduru yew gotta watch your back on of them. Heck look right thare. Easy name, Tim-du-ru Bah-lar-e-a-u Which is a bettah name. Why don't yew git a good name, an easy name like mah old friend Cuttah. Heck, short, easy tah spell tu! Or thot othah guy Mad Badgah! Heck thot name sounds cool. Give it up you Publican. Yew know yew iz on their side aftah all. Least Ah git tah use mah cool icon Whot sort of critter is a Bougon anyway? Ah ain't seen won as road kill so Ah don't know how they taste. Yew know with all them hospital chemicals in him he iz like eating thot Japanese Beet Ah bet. Ah bet thot iz tasty stuff. |
| Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 |
| 4:28 pm |
Hey Yah All
Murry Christmas. Ah hope yew all git whot yew want. Beh Good tu each othah. |
| 4:14 pm |
High Class Cat
Ah got tah try Samual Adams Utopia Beer. This iz a Really High Class Beer thot yew know Ah wood nevah go out and by myself. It iz like a 12% Alchol Brew. Hare iz my review Bleah. Ah mean this little bottle az nice looken az it iz cost like $200. $200!!! Thot is like 15 cases of Budwiser or mahby like 20 Schlitz cases fo those who drink thot nasty stuff. By the way this stuff really does not taste thot good. |
